Ah, what a fantastic title for this post.
ANYWAY.
It was obvious who had won this tournament. The objective was simple: stay within the sumo ring as long as possible.
The rules were as follows:
--No laser weapon. Anything else was fair game.
--If a player left one of the five matches; they were disqualified. Thankfully no one had left.
The winner is MVPSOLIDSNAKE, and his "Dual Wedge" Vehicle.
Congratulations! The code has been sent, and you will be able to redeem the 1600 microsoft points as soon as you log into your Xbox Live account.
Enjoy!